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 | | From: | land surfer dude | | Subject: | muscle unicycles ( oops ) | | Date: | Thu, 23 Dec 2004 02:17:09 GMT |
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 | muscle unicycles ( oops )
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th ankle's fucked
went shopping with my nephew
and um
it's fucked
no wizard in th fortitude valley tonight
have a nice xmas folks
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i got paid
gotta go see my dealer
y thing
see if i can jam my tongue down her throat
for xmas like
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<<< smile >>>
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just kickin back
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typical
i put a knobbie on th unicycle
and first ride
i have a big off
tryin to do th ridiculous
i know that road divider's too tall for th 24
fuckhead
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put my unicycle
leanin up against th young fella's
got him one for xmas
little brother walks
in
what's that doin here ?
actually man
it's cause his has got
shark thrasher on it
and they call me th shark
i'm just puttin my wheel
on his to enthuse him to beat me
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"maybe some of th magic will rub off"
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hmmm
"well ya still havent broken any bones"
only a question of time i think
gettin too out there
that wall at redcliffe was
fuckin blowie
"just right for extreme unicycling then"
is that what we were doing ?
"dunno, i was too stoned"
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i'll get a fitty for xmas
so i'll still have pot
for monday nights
birthday party with kuta lady
wanna have some to throw in
and xmas we'll chew thru a bit
havin xmas with th stoners this year
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it's a really aggressive tread pattern
and th pigs are everywhere
gunna take a couple of good rides
till th tyre's sufficiently scuffed
so that it doesnt slide
off th fuckin concrete
"ok it hurts"
i know better though
"dickhead"
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not doin crowds of ppl
th nightclubbin crowd
till i can trust that tyre
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it's nice over gutters
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fuck it
new years resolution
build a 24 unicycle
with 48 spokes
"just go bigger spokes man"
gettin too much wheel flex
over th big transitions
"and build a 26 mountain bike wheel"
hmmm
ok
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this tyre aint th widest we've had jenny
"got good clearance though"
still want more
sidewall lugs
they let us down
"it's a learning curve"
"he's gettin in a trick one"
"do em some tricks next time"
"poor girls bike rider"
"show him what he's missing"
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keepin expenses down
didnt get an earn this week
doin chrissie and new year on th pension
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glad i had that good week
and was able to buy
that unicycle
for my brothers boy
fuck he's got some bicycles
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no big white beach this chrissie
and no unicycle
stuffed into th surf
ah well
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maybe after new year
i'll tell ya where
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"probly after though"
"the wizard doesnt give timetables"
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attitude
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you saw that did ya ?
good for you
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better from my perspective
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get out of th fucking road
running in a new tyre
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i was tryin to scuff it up
last night
while ridin past th xmaslights
whole street
just about every house
lights everywhere
th little fella and i
have made plans
to
finish up
th goodies bike conversion
and have a utility body of sorts
on th back of it
for a wee ride
tomorrow night
we're thinkin about whether
we'll invest th time
to fix th front brakes
further's not pullin up real well
fuckin long bike
cooler than th boys
commercial bicycle choppers
nowhere near as expensive
and dare i say it ?
cooler
fuck you man
i got a chopper ute
bicycle
girls bike
got two wheels
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may as well be useful
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"so it's not like a real girl then ?
no
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more drugs over here
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my ankle's sore
goin ridin this arv but
best thing for it
and i did
do
lotsa yoga last night
it's mobile
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just doesnt like walkin
doesnt hurt as much on th wheel
go figure
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it's my
personal assistance vehicle
i'm disabled
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"can i have a sticker ?"
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no
get a big black dog up ya
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jennifer
it's really hard to smoke drugs with a failing lighter
ya know that ?
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the stoners bible says
keep two lighters
it will die
trust me
i'm not a doctor
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workin on these tight muscles
in th back
th abs are still givin me curry
hate stretchin em
painful
but i gotta ride it
so ya live with it
and consume painkiller
no boys
rootin th post i'm leanin on tonight
thank fuck
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th things that happen to ya
when you;re a wizard
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no
fuck off
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this guy wanted a backflip
i did my usual
you do me one
i'm not yur average
friendly street wizard
show me atttitude
i'll tell ya to get fucked
he shook my hand
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i'm a brissie boy
we dont take that sort of shit
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"be home early joshie"
"i wanna sing"
u wanna fuck him
"and his wife"
"At least i'm honest about it"
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oops
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something bit me in th workshop
got a chunk
missing out of my arse
ya had to put it there didnt ya ?
sittin cross legged
and when i go into
lotus
it fuckin hurts ok
ankle and a bum cheek
bring on th plough position
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ya learn these things
if ya thrash unicycles
ya tend to tear a few muscles
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"builds em too though"
this guy
hittin on me
in th street
wants to sleep with th wizard
and callin my beast an ab wheel
while tryin to touch me
well
he did touch me
you're a naughty boy
i give lessons
P.O.A.
u can have abs too
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"then ya can feel yur own"
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there's more to it
than just riding th wheel
it's a system
works but
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time to have a bath
and hope i dont get laid over xmas
hope you have a good one
mine's lookin good
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wiz
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p.s.
lookin nice and warm for xmas
no rain this year hey
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tip
jump off gutters
you'll build muscle faster
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