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 | | From: | Stephanovski | | Subject: | Amen | | Date: | Sun, 9 Jan 2005 19:12:24 +0100 |
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 | After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo ( and he
doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on
the kerb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness", says the driver, "Would you please take your
seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth", says the Pope, they never let me drive at the
Vatican and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my my job! And what if
something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to
work that morning.
"There might be something extra in it for you", says the Pope.
Reluctantly , the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the
wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105mph.
"Please slow down, your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope
keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh dear God, I'm gonna lose my license", moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the
cop takes one look at him goes back to his motorcycle and gets on the radio.
" I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo
going at a hundred and five.
" So bust him," says the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important", said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed, " All the more reason!"
" No I mean really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked, " Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
Cop, "Bigger".
Chief, " Governor?"
Cop, "Bigger."
"Well", said the chief, "Who is it?"
Cop, " I think it's God."
Chief "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop, " He's got the fu*king Pope as driver. "
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| | From: | jean | | Subject: | Re: Amen | | Date: | Mon, 10 Jan 2005 05:02:05 +0100 |
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"Stephanovski" schreef in bericht
news:crrs6i$v9u$1@nl-news.euro.net...
> After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo ( and
> he
> doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing
> on
> the kerb.
> "Excuse me, Your Holiness", says the driver, "Would you please take your
> seat so we can leave?"
> "Well, to tell you the truth", says the Pope, they never let me drive at
> the
> Vatican and I'd really like to drive today."
> "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my my job! And what if
> something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to
> work that morning.
> "There might be something extra in it for you", says the Pope.
> Reluctantly , the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the
> wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
> airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105mph.
> "Please slow down, your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the
> Pope
> keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
> "Oh dear God, I'm gonna lose my license", moans the driver.
> The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but
> the
> cop takes one look at him goes back to his motorcycle and gets on the
> radio.
> " I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
> The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo
> going at a hundred and five.
> " So bust him," says the Chief.
> "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important", said the cop.
> The Chief exclaimed, " All the more reason!"
> " No I mean really important," said the cop.
> The Chief then asked, " Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
> Cop, "Bigger".
> Chief, " Governor?"
> Cop, "Bigger."
> "Well", said the chief, "Who is it?"
> Cop, " I think it's God."
> Chief "What makes you think it's God?"
> Cop, " He's got the fu*king Pope as driver. "
>
>
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