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 | | From: | Linda | | Subject: | Kali aka Heather Exposed! | | Date: | Wed, 29 Dec 2004 22:19:04 -0800 |
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 | From: Kali
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Subject: Re: Kali aka Heather Exposed!
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In article <8ua6t0pno6k8l3gn2s130qne7f2j9us...@4ax.com>, posted
Wed, 29 Dec 2004 14:16:49 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
use...@backwater-productions.net says...
>On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 20:48:54 GMT, Kali wrote:
>
>>In article >>@localhost.localdomain>, posted 29 Dec 2004 19:37:51 GMT, Dr.
>>Flonkenstein a...@localhost.localdomain says...
>>
>>>On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 04:02:03 +0000, Kali wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article , posted Wed,
>>>> 29 Dec 2004 03:46:38 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>>> c...@petitmorte.net says...
>>>>
>>>>>Kali wrote in
>>>>>news:MPG.1c3bd8fe744a0e5698acf5@news.west.earthlink.net:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In article <6n24t0pm93qagear1dsfjvifmkpvt7m...@4ax.com>, posted
>>>>>> Tue, 28 Dec 2004 17:41:57 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>> use...@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 00:10:55 GMT, Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In article ,
>>>>>>>>posted 28 Dec 2004 23:58:39 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>theps...@itookmyprozac.com says...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On 28 Dec 2004 in alt.2600, Kali made his/her
>>>>>>>>>contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1c3badf252ec902a98acec@news.west.earthlink.net:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In article , posted
>>>>>>>>>> Tue, 28 Dec 2004 15:20:09 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>> use...@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On 28 Dec 2004 22:58:21 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On 28 Dec 2004 in alt.hackers.malicious, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>> made his/her contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:npo3t05c3s5od560rn9qqbkojifdvkh7k3@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Dec 2004 22:38:13 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 28 Dec 2004 in alt.hackers.malicious, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> made his/her contribution
to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:4an3t01nlsgknkuugt06k4bb076dgirnu9@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Dec 2004 22:23:26 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 28 Dec 2004 in alt.hackers.malicious, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> made his/her contribution
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:dsm3t05fe0dt89533nk1uanueojg031nd2@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28 Dec 2004 22:08:19 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 28 Dec 2004 in alt.2600, Ued
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>made his/her contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1c3b9e2b9126570d98968d@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> K...@lart.meow says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>Do you really live THAT far away from yer family?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>What do you hate each other or something? I mean,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>seriously, I wanna see my parents, I drive about 2
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>miles in teh easterly direction.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Still on the breast, are you, Matt?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those flat, saggy, old woman boobs are probably the only
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> intimate feminine companionship he can get. The girls
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably tend to back away slowly, then turn and sprint
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> off down the street, when they find out that his idea of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fun is to sit up all night designing a care bears
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fansite.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Well he *claims* that there are more 'over 18' female care
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bear fans than 'under 18'.. personally I've never met
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anybody over the age of 8 who likes 'em
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's like saying, "I've never met anybody over the age
of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8 who liked Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny." Seriously
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Psykophant, were just raised in a fuckin barn or
something?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>But I *have* met people over the age of 8 that like Mickey
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mouse or Bugs Bunny. I wasn't saying they don't exist, just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that I haven't met them..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I just love it when you start arguing semantics, Sunshine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I knew you'd jump at that though lol you've become quite
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>predictable
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> o_O
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So...let me see if I understand you correctly...you uh...you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "knew" that I would jump at you if you said something really
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckin retarded and stupid...WOW...boy yer practically just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckin psychic there, aren't ya Psyko? Move over Miss Cleo,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Psykophant's on teh job now!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean, seriously, who the fuck would have guessed that if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you said something stupid and idiotic around dat mean 'ol
Mad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hatter that he'd suddenly turn the fuck around and BASH yer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckin head in the wall 6 or 7 times.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sadly, I have yet to see that happen..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/bobs.jpg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hey, weren't you going to destroy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>some newsgroups or something like that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey when's Millipede gonna post again? Oh that's right, he
>>>>>>>>>>>>> went net.dead cause of me, sorry. And when is Quaff gonna
post
>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. Oh that's right, he went net.dead cause of me too,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> sorry. And when is Desperado gonna post again? Oh that's
>>>>>>>>>>>>> right, he also went net.dead cause of me, sorry. ^_^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Destroy newgroups? He, he, he...it's not that fucking linear,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cupcake.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>*shrug* was your threat, not mine
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>But it was your ignorant misinterpretation of that threat. Just
>>>>>>>>>>>like with people, I can't just up and obliterate a person...but I
>>>>>>>>>>>can destroy everything they are as a person and then rebuild them
>>>>>>>>>>>from scratch to my liking. They don't ever cease to be in a
>>>>>>>>>>>literal sense, only in the sense of who and what they are.
>>>>>>>>>>>Understand?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yes, I understand. Baby likes to play pretend with his dolls.
>>>>>>>>>> And Usenet was created, and is maintained, at the service of
>>>>>>>>>> baby's ego. If baby says he destroyed something, then he did.
>>>>>>>>>> All baby has to do is say it's so and all the dolls and care
>>>>>>>>>> bears on Usenet that sit and wait for baby's every post mirror
>>>>>>>>>> back to baby what baby so needs to believe about himself.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Still waiting for baby to destroy the lego houses where the
>>>>>>>>>> buttoned objects await baby's commands. What a fun game for
>>>>>>>>>> baby. He can make the bad bears go away any time he wants.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>ROTFL.. That one needed a c&c warning!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Ain't this fun!?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>OMG WTF IS IT FUN?! HOW BOUT NOW IS IT FUN NOW?! IT'S GOT TEH FUN
>>>>>>>DOESN'T IT?! OMG SHITTING REAFFIRMATION KALI NEEDS IT NOW!!1!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>o_O
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Fuckin FREAKS.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, look! Baby has had a tantrum. I'll bet those Care Bears are
>>>>>> going to get a good whoopin' tonight.
>>>>>
>>>>>It might be just me but I'll never be able to look at a pic of Care
Bears
>>>>>again without giggling.
>>>>
>>>> When I first saw this I read "gagging" instead of "giggling".
>>>>
>>>> Here's something to help you work through this :
>>>> http://www.badtastebears.com/v5/gallery/
>>>>
>>>Bookmarked!!!!
>>
>>So which one are you? I'm honing in on my favorite.
>>
>>BTW, do you think Matty might be allergic to latex?
>
>Kali is REALLY into the whole lesbian "bondage" scene. Check out one
>of Kali's early posts on Usenet:
>http://groups-beta.google.com/group/bit.listserv.net/msg/fe54609babe783c
d?dmode=source
>
>"I don't think my parents would ever accept me as a lesbian if i ever
>came out to them, with their fundamentalist beliefs and habit of
>denying everything."
>
>"My friend and teacher David had just killed himself a month earlier
>and it was weighing heavily on my mind. But the nurse who had known
>me since i was 14 asked me, "So, what's the problem." And for the
>first real time, i simply said, "I'm afraid I'm a homoual." And I
>cried i was so relieved. They took me in, the teachers at that
>school, esp. one who is wasting away from AIDS. "
>
>Certainly explains why you're so in love with Michelle, eh Kali?
Does that make your diaper tight, Baby? You know I'm really so
thrilled that Baby, who can't read two paragraphs (that he
didn't himself write) would go Googling to find something
naughty about his new nanny.
Oh, dear. Will the Care Bears be safe tonight?
Kali
--
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear,
simple, and wrong. - H L Mencken
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